My 90 day review of BathMate
I recently purchased one of these things and couldn't find any third party information about it. So, I figured I would write this blog. I have never written anything willfully like this before. It is more of a public service to people thinking of trying one but need some low down on if it works or not. I am not affiliated with the people that make BathMate or anyone remotely involved in this product. Now that the technicalities are out of the way lets proceed with the review.
Day 1
Just got my Bathmate hydro penis pump to try out. It is like a regular penis pump except this one is different in the sense of instead of air it uses suction against water. And since water can’t compress your dick in the chamber has to expand to take up the excess vacuum created when pumped out. A pretty novel idea. I hope it is half as good as it is advertised as I really would like it to work .
Background info.
I have had a negative self image of my dick since puberty. I could tell it wasn’t up to snuff way back in Jr. High and again in summer camp in the communal shower. Not that it is tiny or anything, it is a little over the "average" size listed in health publications but not quite what I want. I was the kid that would not get into anything at school that would put me in a position to be naked in front of other people. No stripping naked to change clothes in the locker room at PE or anything because I would be seen and figured I would be sneered at or made fun of. That was not going to happen so I didn’t have much of an athletic youth. It’s a shame too because I was pretty good at sports. Oh well.
I tried it out after the kids went to bed. Got in the shower, it is one of 3 possible options according to the manufacturer. 1 being in the tub. 2 in the shower. 3 in front of the sink.
I have a feeling I will be choosing option 2 for 99% of my usage. It is a good place to hide in case someone comes in the room. The last thing I need is to explain what the hell that thing hanging where my pee pee is. No thanks, option 2 it is.
I got in and filled up the Bathmate with pretty warm water and pushed it onto the target area. You have to compress the whole thing against your body to force water out of it and release it slowly for the coil spring in the rubber piece to try to pull away from you which makes the suction.
It wasn’t unbearable or even uncomfortable. It was awkward having this big tube filled with water hanging between your legs though.
20 minutes start.
The novelty of looking at it and reading the writing on the little sticker wore off in about 5 minutes so I was left with the daunting task of washing myself with one hand since I am assuming you are supposed to keep this thing at a natural angle and not pointing you dick straight down. Now bear in mind your dick gets hard while using this thing. It has to, that is the point. It is sucking blood from you via a vacuum on your dick. It wasn’t sexual or anything actually far from it. The feeling of that plus looking at it like it is in a stasis chamber doesn’t do much for you at the time.
Back to the time issue I was having. 15 minutes left, one hand working, and I am in the shower so why not wash up. Save time on the whole thing because the hot water may run out before this thing is finished with me. It was a bitch but I got it. Record time too for a one handed penis cyborg. 10 minutes left. Fuck it lets clean the shower. Not the whole thing just a section because this little area was going to be my hangout at least once a day for 20 minutes at a time. May as well have a clean hangout.
That killed enough time to get to the 20 minute mark. The time of unveiling was upon me. It was like waiting to see a new model of Mustang or something at a car show. It is under a big blanket and you can’t wait till the girl pulls it off real fast so everyone can go ooohhhhhh. No car or girl for that matter but anticipation in the least. I pressed the pressure release button located at the”head” of the unit and water gushed from the seal area by the crotch. I pulled the tube from by body and out came my dick. My Bigger Dick actually. It was noticeably swollen especially around the foreskin area. It was like it had a fat lip or something. I was expecting it to be a little bigger due to the negative atmospheres it was subjected to for 20 minutes but it WAS impressive for the next 3 hours. It did go down to regular size eventually but it is the first day of at least 90. Yes 3 months of everyday use. I am going to do it 20 minutes in the morning before everybody gets up and again for 5 to 10 minutes for a touch up session before I go to bed. More to come
